The next scheduled appearance
of the Embassy:

12 October - 28 October, 2006
Melbourne, Victoria, Australiandia




The Mostlandian Embassy



Thank you for choosing to visit the internet presence of the Mostlandian Embassy. The primary function of the Mostlandian Embassy is to provide essential services and support for Mostlandians traveling abroad. In addition to this role, the Embassy recognizes that all peoples may need assistance at one point or another, regardless of locality, and is thus proud to offer services and information to Citizens of Other Places.

The Mostlandian Embassy is a singular entity created underneath the authority of the Department of Received Citizens. The Embassy travels to other localities based on a temporal transitory portal discovered and monitored via a regularly calibrated Spot-It Brand Portal Spectrometer. This portal, scientifically classified as #DoRC-ME005, is predictable within six standardized months, with a guaranteed geographical variance of 7 meters (or 20 feet).

The Embassy, as it is colloquially referred to, is staffed by four Ambassadors who function not only as public servants, but also as official representatives as Mostlandia. Each Ambassador handles several different bureaucratic division at a time, inter-changing specific branches as need arises. This arrangement differs greatly from the embassies of other places, where ambassadors and public servants positions are held by different people. Citizens from Other Places are frequently confused by the functioning of the Embassy, and are encouraged to exercise extreme patience when requesting services from the Embassy.

The Mostlandian arts group the M.O.S.T. has famously emulated the Mostlandian Embassy in various performances, and is sometimes confused as the official Embassy. For more information about their group, please visit their website.